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		<title>Interesting Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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If a man speaks in the woods with no woman to hear .. is he still wrong?
I can&#8217;t believe Murdock beat out a million other sperm.
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. (Hal Abelson)
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must [...]]]></description>
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<li>If a man speaks in the woods with no woman to hear .. is he still wrong?</li>
<li>I can&#8217;t believe Murdock beat out a million other sperm.</li>
<li>If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. (Hal Abelson)</li>
<li>In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)</li>
<li>A closed mouth gathers no feet.</li>
<li>A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. Then he keeps the watch.</li>
<li>I never repeat gossip, so I&#8217;ll say this only once.</li>
<li>I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.</li>
<li>I couldn&#8217;t fail to disagree with you less!</li>
<li>Our universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.</li>
<li>What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? (Stephen Hawking)</li>
<li>To be immortal with a finite memory is highly unsatisfactory. (Freeman Dyson)</li>
<li>Why should I care about future generations - what have they ever done for me?</li>
<li>Maybe one day we&#8217;ll figure out how to synthesize a new universe in a lab, set off a Big Bang, and move in.</li>
<li>Right now I&#8217;m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I&#8217;ve forgotten this before. (Steven Wright)</li>
<li>The three great American lies: Of course I&#8217;ll respect you in the morning. The check is in the mail. I&#8217;m from the government and I&#8217;m here to help you.</li>
<li>Committees do harm merely by existing. (Freeman Dyson)</li>
<li>Your IQ is so low it&#8217;s almost a shoe size.</li>
<li>I keep six honest serving men (They taught me all I know); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who. (Rudyard Kipling)</li>
<li>There is a wide variety of opinions on consultants. Some people hate them, and some people hate them a lot.</li>
<li>I don&#8217;t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen)</li>
<li>Humanity can be divided into two categories: those who divide humanity into two categories and those who don&#8217;t.</li>
<li>The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not &#8220;Eureka!&#8221; (I&#8217;ve found it!) but &#8220;That&#8217;s funny&#8230;.&#8221; (Isaac Asimov)</li>
<li>And finally, to my cousin Willie, who always wanted to be remembered in my will, Hi, Willie.</li>
<li>Dyslexics, untie!</li>
<li>Sure I am a freeloader but my morals permit that.</li>
<li>And this is your wife, or am I mistaken again?</li>
<li>You can observe a lot just by watching. (Yogi Berra)</li>
<li>In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. (Yogi Berra)</li>
<li>The noble art of losing face will one day save the human race. (Piet Hein, quoted by Hans Blix)</li>
<li>Everything&#8217;s either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex. (Piet Hein)</li>
<li>I was promised flying cars! Where are the flying cars?! (Avery Brooks)</li>
<li>It&#8217;s not the things I forget that bother me; it&#8217;s the things I remember clearly that never happened.</li>
<li>If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin&#8217;.</li>
<li>Weather prediction will never be accurate until we kill all the butterflies.</li>
<li>I do not know who discovered water, but it probably was not a fish.</li>
<li>When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.</li>
<li>Theology is man telling God what to think.</li>
<li>I believe you when you say that you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you understand that what I said is not what I meant.</li>
<li>Eschew obfuscation.</li>
<li>I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.</li>
<li>It ain&#8217;t over till the fat lady sings. <span style="font-size: x-small;"><em>(Tristan and Isolde, perhaps?)</em></span></li>
<li>The fat lady is clearing her throat. <span style="font-size: x-small;"><em>(A standard comment from kibitzers on the Internet Chess Club.)</em></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">Of course I don&#8217;t believe that putting a horseshoe over my door will bring me luck, but they say that it brings luck even to those who don&#8217;t believe in it. (Niels Bohr)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. (Groucho Marx)</span></li>
<li>Basically my wife was immature. I&#8217;d be at home in my bath and she&#8217;d come in and sink my boats.</li>
<li>If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee.</li>
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		<title>iPhone 3G Tips</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2008/08/25/iphone-3g-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought my iPhone 3G on the day it was launched in India: August 22, 2008. I had to go book mine a day before and I guess that made it easier, I did not have to wait in a queue. I just landed at the store, showed my booking receipt, they charged my card [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bought my iPhone 3G on the day it was launched in India: August 22, 2008. I had to go book mine a day before and I guess that made it easier, I did not have to wait in a queue. I just landed at the store, showed my booking receipt, they charged my card for the balance and handed me the phone - but then they took it back to &#8216;activate&#8217; it and gave it back after another couple of minutes. Largely a smooth process - compared to the horrific stories about the US Launch on July 11.</p>
<p>The first thing I did was to turn off the 3G radio. Since India does not have 3G yet, and not expected for another 6 months on Airtel. It&#8217;s best to turn this off to save battery. To do this, just go to Settings-&gt;General-&gt;Network and turn off &#8216;Enable 3G&#8217;.</p>
<p>Next thing I noticed is that iTunes would take way too long to backup the phone everytime I wanted to sync. So I disabled the automatic backup by doing the following on my mac:</p>
<p>Open Terminal, type: <em>defaults write com.apple.iTunes DeviceBackupsDisabled -bool true</em><br />
and hit return</p>
<p>Note iTunes should not be running when you do this. Launch iTunes after doing this and it won&#8217;t backup the phone every time. I am thinking that I would like to re-enable backup by changing the &#8216;true&#8217; above to &#8216;false&#8217; once in a month.</p>
<p>For Windows folks:<br />
1. Locate your iTunesPrefs.xml file. It’s usually located in C:\Documents and Settings\username\Application Data\Apple Computer\iTunes or C:\Documents and Settings\username\Local Settings\Application Data\Apple computer\iTunes.<br />
2. Open it in Notepad and search for a section called User Preferences and paste the following snipped into the User Preferences Section after the first &lt;dict&gt;:</p>
<p>&lt;key&gt;DeviceBackupsDisabled&lt;/key&gt;<br />
&lt;data&gt;<br />
dHJ1ZQ==<br />
&lt;/data&gt;</p>
<p>3. Save the file and launch iTunes. You may want to take a backup of your existing iTunesPrefs.xml first.</p>
<p>Next: Turn off the Equalizer of the iPod since it eats up battery when it plays songs. Turn off the EQ by going to the Settings &gt; iPod &gt; EQ and change to Off.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll add more as I use my iPhone more <img src='http://www.akshaymehta.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>iPhone 3G in India on August 22?</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2008/08/03/iphone-3g-in-india-on-august-22/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple plans to introduce the iPhone 3G to new countries this month. The company said that the latest iPhone would go on sale in 20 additional countries by August 22.
The announcement came during a quarterly conference call with financial analysts in which chief operating officer Tim Cook and chief financial officer Peter Oppenheimer discussed Apple’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple plans to introduce the iPhone 3G to new countries this month. The company said that the latest iPhone would go on sale in 20 additional countries by August 22.</p>
<p>The announcement came during a <a href="http://www.macworld.com/article/134594/2008/07/liveupdate.html">quarterly conference call with financial analysts</a> in which chief operating officer Tim Cook and chief financial officer Peter Oppenheimer discussed <a href="http://www.macworld.com/article/134604/2008/07/appleearnings.html">Apple’s results for the fiscal third quarter</a>.</p>
<p><span class="boxcontents">Rumours are that Vodafone will make iPhone 3G available in the Czech Republic, Egypt, Greece, South Africa, Turkey, and most importantly &#8212; India. Details of price plans will be made available in the respective countries by individual Vodafone operating companies. Vodafone customers in all of these markets including India can pre-register online and in retail stores in the next few days.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Airtel customers who wish to receive more information on the Apple iPhone can send an SMS with keyword &#8220;iPhone&#8221; to 54321 (toll-free number). Airtel will announce details regarding pricing and availability at a later date, the company said.<br />
</span></p>
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		<title>Characteristics of Great Coders</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2008/03/22/characteristics-of-great-coders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Following are the common traits of good programmers.

logical
curious nature
tenacious
patient
self-confident
detail-oriented
methodical
polite
creative
calm
analytical
cooperative
rational
ability to see the implications of a decision
desire to solve problems
seeks mental challenges
self-motivating
ability to focus
works well alone
focused 

Lifestyle &#38; Habits

Are socially inept and “normal” people who expect things like stimulating and thought-providing conversation with them will be disappointed.
Struggle with a social life because they cannot place appearance above function. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following are the common traits of good programmers.</p>
<ul>
<li>logical</li>
<li>curious nature</li>
<li>tenacious</li>
<li>patient</li>
<li>self-confident</li>
<li>detail-oriented</li>
<li>methodical</li>
<li>polite</li>
<li>creative</li>
<li>calm</li>
<li>analytical</li>
<li>cooperative</li>
<li>rational</li>
<li>ability to see the implications of a decision</li>
<li>desire to solve problems</li>
<li>seeks mental challenges</li>
<li>self-motivating</li>
<li>ability to focus</li>
<li>works well alone</li>
<li>focused<strong> </strong></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Lifestyle &amp; Habits</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Are socially inept and “normal” people who expect things like stimulating and thought-providing conversation with them will be disappointed.</li>
<li>Struggle with a social life because they cannot place appearance above function. Body language, they believe, is too imprecise to be useful for communication.</li>
<li>Are fascinated with gadgets. Generally speaking, non-technical people believe the adage “if it aint broke, don’t fix it.” IT professionals believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.</li>
<li>Make clothing their lowest priority assuming the basic temperature and decency threshold has been satisfied. Anything more is a waste.</li>
<li>Are excessively honest even in the most awkward situations, except for white lies like “I won’t change anything without clearing it with you.”</li>
<li>Are exceedingly frugal because when it comes to money every spending situation becomes a problem of resource optimization.</li>
<li>Delight in sharing their wisdom even in areas in which they have no experience. They believe that their command of logic provides them with inherent insight into any field. Non-technical people, of course believe that knowledge comes through experience.</li>
<li>Have amazing powers of concentration. Of course this leads to devoting days to devising an elegant solution to a simple problem because they can hear the computer laughing at them.</li>
<li>Hate risk because managers make such a big deal out of one little mistake. Just look at the Hindenberg, Apollo 13, the Hubble space telescope, and the Space Shuttle Challenger</li>
<li>Knows that programming is a creative art and is anything but boring</li>
<li>Takes great pride in his work and gets great satisfaction from it</li>
<li>Tries to reduce the complexity of both the problem and the solution</li>
<li>Is in a hurry but is never too busy to help others learn</li>
<li>Seeks out constructive criticism and provides constructive criticism for others</li>
<li>Has worked on failed projects but has consciously learned from those failures</li>
<li>Is a master of his tools</li>
<li>Never stops learning and gets a thrill from the ‘aha’ moments</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Three Great Virtues</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Laziness<br />
The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce your overall energy expenditure. It makes you write robust, modular, well-documented programs so you can reuse the code.</li>
<li>Impatience<br />
The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy, which happens when another programmer is not lazy. It makes you write programs that use minimal code so they’re fast, efficient, and anticipate what needs to be done.</li>
<li>Hubris<br />
The pride that makes you write and maintain programs that you and your peers will admire. If hubris is uncontrolled or undeserved, it can also get you in trouble.</li>
</ol>
<p><font size="x-small">(Taken from various sources, including works by Larry Wall, Scott Adams, Richard Bandler &amp; John Bentley)</font></p>
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		<title>Safari 3.1 Released</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2008/03/19/safari-31-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After having worked with Safari 3.x for Windows beta for the past few months, I&#8217;m glad that Safari 3.1 is finally released. I have tested it on an application with considerable javascript code and I do agree with Apple&#8217;s claims to have faster javascript processing.
&#8220;In addition to loading web pages 1.9 times faster than Internet Explorer 7 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After having worked with Safari 3.x for Windows beta for the past few months, I&#8217;m glad that <a target="_blank" href="http://www.apple.com/safari/" title="Safari 3.1">Safari 3.1</a> is finally released. I have tested it on an application with considerable javascript code and I do agree with Apple&#8217;s claims to have faster javascript processing.</p>
<p>&#8220;In addition to loading web pages 1.9 times faster than Internet Explorer 7 and 1.7 times faster than FireFox 2, Safari 3.1 runs JavaScript up to six times faster than other browsers&#8221;  - Apple.com</p>
<p>Generally, the browser feels more stable and polished then before, definitely worth keeping and using. </p>
<p>Of course, there are a host of new features like HTML5 support and Google Gears type caching. </p>
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		<title>How To Pick A Programming Language</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2008/03/10/how-to-pick-a-programming-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>akshay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This was written in response to one of the inevitable &#8220;Why programming language is better, x or y?&#8221; questions that pops up with great regularity on USENET.  I thought I&#8217;d take a stab at answering it for all time &#8230;Let L be the set of all programming languages ever conceived past, present, and future.  The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was written in response to one of the inevitable &#8220;Why programming language is better, x or y?&#8221; questions that pops up with great regularity on USENET.  I thought I&#8217;d take a stab at answering it for all time &#8230;Let <strong>L</strong> be the set of all programming languages ever conceived past, present, and future.  The meta-question, <strong>M</strong>, thus becomes:</p>
<p>     <em>Among all members of <strong>L</strong>, which is the &#8220;best&#8221; and thus, which should I learn and use?</em></p>
<p>A variant of <strong>M</strong>, let&#8217;s call it <strong>M&#8217;</strong>, is:</p>
<p>     Is <em><strong>L</strong>(x) &#8220;better&#8221; than <strong>L</strong>(y)?</em></p>
<p>Let <strong>P</strong> be the purpose for which you wish to learn a &#8220;best&#8221; language.</p>
<p>Let <strong>A</strong> be the answer to <strong>M</strong> or <strong>M&#8217;</strong> with condition <strong>P</strong> as a constraint.  <strong>A</strong> is thus the following set:<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>1) P = &#8220;I am interested in the design of languages and/or language theory.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Learn as many members of <strong>L</strong> as time permits.  Do not pollute <strong>L</strong> with your own ideas until you <em>really</em> understand what you are doing and what has already been done.  Then do so only if you are convinced  you can materially add to the state-of-the-art with original and useful work.  The world does not need another language just so you can prove that you understand LR(1) grammars.  Implement a subset of at least one existing language yourself to see just how hard this is to do well.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>2) P = &#8220;My current language is too slow/big in its appointed task.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Most of the time, these problems have a lot more to do with poor programming and algorithm/data structure design than they do the language.  <em>Really</em> get under the covers of your programming style and design approach before you abandon the language you currently know best.  Read Bentley&#8217;s &#8220;Programming Pearls.&#8221;  Learn to use a profiler.  Consider optimizations which merely replace the slow/big portions of the code with something written in a naturally faster/smaller language.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>3) P = &#8220;I have a specialty problem domain which is not well addressed by a general purpose programming language.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Research what has already been done.  You can often find close enough matches to your problem within other problem domains to get something useful done.  If there really is nothing useful out there, strongly consider using one of the extant scripting languages to build a &#8220;little language&#8221; of your own which addresses your problem area.  If all else fails, ignore 1) above, and invent your own language, but keep it as small and simple as possible, or you&#8217;ll spend less time on your chosen problem area and most of your time maintaining your new language.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>4) P = &#8220;I need to become/stay employable.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Survey common practice in your profession of choice and determine the most common operating systems, GUIs, and languages already in use and the probable evolution of these items in the next several  ears.  Based on this information, you should select one procedural language, one object language, one scripting language, and, possibly, one assembly language which will comprise your core skill set.  In selecting these, also consider the availability of supporting tools like standard libraries, debuggers, language-sensitive editors, profilers, and so on.  If you have some choice of languages, always prefer those that share a common link format and have compatible inter-language calling APIs.  If it comes down to a tie, pick the older language because it will almost always have fewer bugs.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>5) P = &#8220;I want to write &#8216;portable&#8217; code.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>Warning:</strong> <em>Computer Science Heresey follows.  I&#8217;ve already been burned at the stake in this matter, so put your matches away.</em></p>
<p>Code &#8216;portability&#8217; is overrated.  Way more important is the portability of your <em>programming skills</em>.  Languages come and go (well, they never really <em>go</em>, do they), but a good programmer expresses themselves well in pretty much any language.  This comes with time, experience, reading other people&#8217;s very good code and doing it wrong over and over again.  The most portable language in the world can&#8217;t help you if you don&#8217;t understand algorithms, data structures, object decomposition, and how to trade off between them.  Writing truly &#8216;portable&#8217; code has as much to do with your understanding of the underlying operating environments (hardware, OS, network, I/O, and GUI) as it does with the language in question.</p>
<p>There are, of course, cases where portability <em>is</em> very important.  For example, if you are writing commercial software which must run on lots of different platforms for your company to succeed.  In that case, first see if you can find cross-platform library support so you don&#8217;t have to do it all yourself.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>6) P = &#8220;I want to make lots of money.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Quit programming.  Become a rock star, actor, or corrupt politician.  The odds of getting rich in these fields, however slight, are probably better than in programming.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>7) P = &#8220;I&#8217;ve heard that OO is <em>the</em> way to do things, so I want the best OO language.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>OO is one way to crack a problem.  It is not the only way.  More importantly,  it is often not a <em>good</em> way.  A solid OO language should be in your bag of tricks, but it&#8217;s not the only thing you will need.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>8)  P = &#8220;I&#8217;ve heard that AI is <em>the</em> way to do things, so I want the best AI language.&#8221;</strong><br />
See <strong>7)</strong> above.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>9)  P = &#8220;I want to produce code faster.&#8221;</strong><br />
 </p>
<p>Type faster.  It doesn&#8217;t matter what you type because if speed is your goal you&#8217;ll just become expert at writing buggy code, so why bother with syntax and semantics at all?  <em>Correct</em> code is always produced by people who are thoughtful and deliberate about what they are doing.  Oh, and in the long run, they&#8217;re almost always faster getting things done too.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>10) P = &#8220;I want the &lt;gender/species&gt; of choice to like me and be impressed enough to go out with me.&#8221;</strong><br />
 </p>
<p>See<strong> 6) </strong>above.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>11) P = &#8220;The system I must use prescribes a vendor-defined language and tool set.  I want other choices.&#8221;</strong><br />
 </p>
<p>See if there are Open Source or alternative vendor choices for that platform.  If not, master the languages/tools on that plaform then broaden your horizons as a matter of professional pride and employability.  See <strong>4)</strong> above.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>12) P = &#8220;I&#8217;m very nerdy.  All I like to do is code on as many different platforms with as many different languages as I can.  My Resume&#8217; is 14 pages long. I have not been out of the house since 1982.  Please help.&#8221;</strong><br />
 </p>
<p>Get a life.  Read some poetry, or better still, write some (without using curly braces or semicolons).  Learn a musical instrument that does not require electricity in any form.  Get a low-tech hobby like gardening or sewing.  You are an Addict - I feel your pain.  As a recovery strategy, consider volunteering your skills to a cause that&#8217;s worth your time and effort and which requires you to interact with people who have absolutely no clue how a computer works.  Try not to be a jerk when the local minister does not grasp the elegance of your finely tuned LaTeX macro for generating the Sunday Bulletin.  Do something good for your body and your spirit.  I strongly recommend at least one high-activity sport (channel surfing does not qualify) and shooting semi-automatic handguns (at paper targets in a legal manner) as excellent mind-clearing tools.  Collect something other than computer manuals.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>13) P = &#8220;I want to be famous.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Rob a bank and get caught.  OR  Write a <em>ton</em> of really useful code and then give it away.<br />
 </p>
<p><strong>14) P = &#8220;I&#8217;m bored, I need a new challenge.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>If you already know more than 5 languages, consider joining the Navy SEALs - they are very busy at the moment and are always looking for an Adventurer just like you.   If you are over 19 and this is therefore impractical, get married and raise children.  You will never be bored.</p>
<p>(Originally posted on comp.lang.python, 1 May, 2002)</p>
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		<title>Atithi Looto Bhava</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;.is the case when it comes to the Taj, as opposed to Atithi Devo Bhava. Indian citizens are charged $0.50 entry fee to see the monument, while Atithi&#8217;s (foreigners) need to pay $20 for the same. It only potrays our greedy culture. Foreigners can also have the same feel when they intereact with normal shopkeepers, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;.is the case when it comes to the Taj, as opposed to Atithi Devo Bhava. Indian citizens are charged $0.50 entry fee to see the monument, while Atithi&#8217;s (foreigners) need to pay $20 for the same. It only potrays our greedy culture. Foreigners can also have the same feel when they intereact with normal shopkeepers, street hawkers, etc - a normal Rs 200 merchandise is charged them Rs 2000 or more.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m writing in reference to the new7wonders.com initiative, the monument is a marvel of engineering and architecture, but our attitude towards it and the people coming to see it is hardly a &#8216;wonder&#8217;.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d rather choose &#8216;Christ Redeemer&#8217; in Rio, anyone landing into Rio can see it - it&#8217;s a fantastic symbol of welcoming everyone with open arms.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve not voted yet, I probably won&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>Apple&#8217;s Safari On Windows</title>
		<link>http://www.akshaymehta.com/2007/06/21/apples-safari-on-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I downloaded and tried out the new Safari Beta for Windows. They claim that it&#8217;s the fastest browser around, I&#8217;m beginning to believe them. It has the full mac look and feel built in - and I think the fact that it&#8217;s not using windows libraries to render it&#8217;s graphics may have something to do [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I downloaded and tried out the new <a title="Safari Beta" href="http://www.apple.com/safari/" target="_blank">Safari Beta</a> for Windows. They claim that it&#8217;s the fastest browser around, I&#8217;m beginning to believe them. It has the full mac look and feel built in - and I think the fact that it&#8217;s not using windows libraries to render it&#8217;s graphics may have something to do with it&#8217;s speed.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s quite stable and most sites I visited looked good, so not much of javascript/flash/etc issues as of now. I&#8217;ve heard it&#8217;s got <a title="problems" href="http://www.informationweek.com/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=199903540" target="_blank">problems</a> and has crashed on a few guys - but hey it&#8217;s a beta - final version is not expected till September 2007!</p>
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		<title>The Texas Airport Cookies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 04:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow went to Texas for a conference. When the conference was finished, he returned to
the airport to catch his plane home and thought how much he had missed his wife while he&#8217;d
been gone. &#8220;I&#8217;ll take her something to show her how much I&#8217;ve missed her,&#8221; he thought. He
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A fellow went to Texas for a conference. When the conference was finished, he returned to<br />
the airport to catch his plane home and thought how much he had missed his wife while he&#8217;d<br />
been gone. &#8220;I&#8217;ll take her something to show her how much I&#8217;ve missed her,&#8221; he thought. He<br />
looked all over the airport. He thought about flowers, but he didn&#8217;t really want to get<br />
flowers; he wondered whether to get her some candy, but that didn&#8217;t seem quite right either.<br />
There just wasn&#8217;t anything in that airport that he wanted to take home.</p>
<p>Suddenly, he smelled a marvelous aroma. &#8220;Wow! I&#8217;ve never smelled anything that good,&#8221; he<br />
thought. He followed the aroma, and it led him to a little shop he hadn&#8217;t noticed before.<br />
The sign over the shop read, The Best Cookies in the World. &#8220;If they taste anything like<br />
they smell,&#8221; he thought, &#8220;they will indeed be the best cookies in the world.&#8221;</p>
<p>He went into the shop. &#8220;Do you have any chocolate chip cookies?&#8221; he asked the woman behind<br />
the counter.</p>
<p>&#8220;Of course we do,&#8221; she replied, &#8220;and they are the biggest and the best chocolate chip cookies<br />
in the nation. As you and I both know, everything in Texas is bigger and better than anywhere<br />
else.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Great,&#8221; the fellow said, &#8220;I&#8217;d like half a dozen, please.&#8221;</p>
<p>She boxed them, and he picked up his briefcase and newspaper and walked towards the terminal.<br />
When he arrived the terminal was crowded, and he looked all over to see if there was one seat<br />
that would let him be by himself. He saw one seat with a table next to it, then a grandmother<br />
seated on the far side with her two grandchildren. He walked quickly over to that seat, put<br />
his things down, took out his newspaper, and began to read it. It wasn&#8217;t long before he could<br />
smell those cookies again, and he wondered whether they really did taste as good as they<br />
smelled. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want to take something home that didn&#8217;t taste good,&#8221; he thought.</p>
<p>&#8220;Maybe I should try one.&#8221; He reached over, took a cookie from the box on the table, and began<br />
to eat it. It was excellent. He was savoring the flavor when he saw out of the corner of his<br />
eye the grandmother reaching toward his box of cookies. He watched as she took one and began<br />
to eat it. He couldn&#8217;t believe his eyes. The nerve of that woman to take one of his cookies!<br />
But he couldn&#8217;t face embarrassing her publicly, so he turned back to his newspaper in disbelief.</p>
<p>A short while later, he thought, &#8220;If I eat one more cookie, I can take the last three to my<br />
wife and she&#8217;ll never know the difference.&#8221; As he reached over to take another cookie, he<br />
was stunned to see the grandmother taking not just one cookie, but two. She gave them to her<br />
grandchildren, who began happily munching them.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is outrageous! Unbelievable! How can she do that!&#8221; he thought. However, he was still<br />
unwilling to face her. Again he returned to his paper, but he was very angry inside. &#8220;She<br />
won&#8217;t get my last cookie,&#8221; he thought, so he reached over to take it. But the woman reached<br />
over at the same time, and their hands paused above the last cookie. He glanced at her. She<br />
smiled at him. He returned to his newspaper. She took the cookie, broke it, and gave half<br />
to him while she ate the other half.</p>
<p>That was the last straw! In anger, he hurriedly ate the half cookie she had given him,<br />
grabbed his briefcase and newspaper, and stomped over to the other side of the terminal.<br />
He waited there seething with anger until his flight boarded. He charged onto the plane,<br />
flung himself down in his seat, jerked down the tray table in front of him, slammed his<br />
briefcase down on it, opened the briefcase… and there was his box of cookies!</p>
<p>Four things you can never recover:</p>
<p>The Stone&#8230; after it&#8217;s thrown<br />
The Word&#8230; after it&#8217;s said<br />
The Occasion&#8230; after it&#8217;s over.<br />
The time&#8230; after it&#8217;s gone.</p>
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		<title>Free Pizza for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 14:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Papa John’s headquarters is in Louisville, and chief executive Nigel Travis was born [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.papajohnsonline.com/"><font size="2">Papa John’s International Inc.</font></a><font size="2"> is offering the Queen of England and other members of the Royal Family free Papa John’s pizza for life, in both the United States and the United Kingdom, in honor of the queen’s visit to Louisville for the Kentucky Derby on May 5.</font></p>
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<div><font face="Verdana" size="2">Papa John’s headquarters is in Louisville, and chief executive Nigel Travis was born in England.</font></div>
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<div><font face="Verdana" size="2"><span id="bwanpa10">“</span>I<span id="bwanpa11">’</span>d be happy to share with her the best of what the Derby, the city of Louisville and the state of Kentucky have to offer through the experiences of someone who still calls England <span id="bwanpa12">‘</span>home,<span id="bwanpa13">’</span><span id="bwanpa14">”</span> said Travis, who took the helm at Papa John<span id="bwanpa15">’</span>s two years ago. “I truly want the Queen to experience all that we have to offer in Kentucky, so whatever she wants, we’re happy to lend a hand.”</font></div>
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<div>Boy would I love to be royalty <img src='http://www.akshaymehta.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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